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How to Get Out of College Debt

Finding out a way out of college debt is not easy. Opportunities to go out to eat, buy a triple-shot double mocha with extra whip, and the never ending cycle of “first dates” can rob a young man blind. These opportunities present themselves daily. Its this vicious cycle that pushes young men like myself to fall victim to the temptation to only paying the minimum payments to our college debt, rather than getting ahead.

But how will I ever get out of college debt?

Ahh, the question that starves for an answer. Allow me to introduce your ticket to paying off your college debt all the while living the good life.

Introducing: The Golden Rule of Food Shopping aka The Man’s Guide to Food Shopping

Write this diagram on your mirror, whiteboard, or use a sharpie on your bedroom wall like I did. This will ensure you memorize this into practice.

Follow this guide and the following will happen:

  1. Your will not spend very much on food weekly.
  2. You will enjoy getting home from work daily to eat some form of meat.
  3. Your excessive consumption of protein will make you grow an awesome beard.
  4. You’ll get lots of dates with girls.
  5. The money you save will pay for your college your debt . . . or it will pay for those dates.

Your weekly grocery shopping will look something like this:

a man's grocery list

Follow the diagram, and you too will get out of college debt, eat awesomely, and get lots of dates with girls!


Problem: You bought corned beef for $1.88/lb, but don’t have one of those fancy slow cookers like your mom.

Solution: Follow this step-by-step guide.


I’m glad to have shared how to get out of college debt tips with you. I hope you will enjoy the financial freedom you’ve been dreaming of since your 1st grade teacher began the 12 years of liberal brainwashing that college is the only path to success in life.

If you found this article to be helpful or if you found this article to have made you less intelligent, get at me on twitter @NateSmoyer.


About natesmoyer

I'm always in over my head. I like uncomfortable moments. Things people forget about excite me. One day I'll work for free.


3 thoughts on “How to Get Out of College Debt

  1. I like the note “4. You’ll get lots of dates with girls.” I feel like that means you actually spend more money in the long run. 🙂

    Posted by Brian | April 4, 2012, 12:39 pm
  2. The problem is you get into coronary debt. Which is more lasting.

    Posted by John | April 4, 2012, 7:37 pm


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